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Let's put OAP's in jail, and the criminals in a nursing home.
This way the OAP's would have access to showers, hobbies and free television, they'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheelchairs,etc. and they'd receive money instead of paying it out. They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly if they fell, or needed assistance. Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them. A guard would check on them every twenty minutes, and bring their meals and snacks to their cell.
They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose. They would have access to a library, gym, spiritual counselling, pool and education, all provided free. Clothing, shoes, slippers, P.J.'s and legal aid would be free on request. Private, secure rooms for all, with virtually no chance of being mugged, and an exercise outdoor yard with gardens.
Each senior could have a P.C. a T.V.radio, and daily phone calls. There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct, that would be strictly adhered to.
The criminals, however, would get cold food, be left all alone, and only occasionally be let outside into the garden. Lights would be switched off at 10pm, and they would get a shower once a week. Entertainment would consist of a communial television and a wartime sing-song once a week. They would live in a tiny room, pay £500 a month for the privilege, and have no hope of ever getting out.
Just a thought..
Best. Post. Ever. (And too true, that)! Blush

1955Meg

RICK THE CAP Wrote:Let's put OAP's in jail, and the criminals in a nursing home.
This way the OAP's would have access to showers, hobbies and free television, they'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheelchairs,etc. and they'd receive money instead of paying it out. They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly if they fell, or needed assistance. Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them. A guard would check on them every twenty minutes, and bring their meals and snacks to their cell.
They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose. They would have access to a library, gym, spiritual counselling, pool and education, all provided free. Clothing, shoes, slippers, P.J.'s and legal aid would be free on request. Private, secure rooms for all, with virtually no chance of being mugged, and an exercise outdoor yard with gardens.
Each senior could have a P.C. a T.V.radio, and daily phone calls. There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct, that would be strictly adhered to.
The criminals, however, would get cold food, be left all alone, and only occasionally be let outside into the garden. Lights would be switched off at 10pm, and they would get a shower once a week. Entertainment would consist of a communial television and a wartime sing-song once a week. They would live in a tiny room, pay £500 a month for the privilege, and have no hope of ever getting out.
Just a thought..
Good idea, if you're talking about state nursing homes.
Otherwise, my husband's grandmother is in the dementa ward of a posh nursing home (meaning the staff is paid more than minimum wage and the unit doesn't permeate w/that urine smell) and her MONTHLY fee is $9,000. She was a wonderful woman, a huge contributor to society, and very dear and so we are VERY glad that she can afford to stay there. icon_sunny.gif
As for the price of this 'decent' care...my husband and I are stunned. I wonder what $1,000 pp a month will buy for us in 30 years? icon_puke_l.gif

Pachyderm I

RICK THE CAP Wrote:Let's put OAP's in jail, and the criminals in a nursing home.
This way the OAP's would have access to showers, hobbies and free television, they'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheelchairs,etc. and they'd receive money instead of paying it out. They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly if they fell, or needed assistance. Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them. A guard would check on them every twenty minutes, and bring their meals and snacks to their cell.
They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose. They would have access to a library, gym, spiritual counselling, pool and education, all provided free. Clothing, shoes, slippers, P.J.'s and legal aid would be free on request. Private, secure rooms for all, with virtually no chance of being mugged, and an exercise outdoor yard with gardens.
Each senior could have a P.C. a T.V.radio, and daily phone calls. There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct, that would be strictly adhered to.
The criminals, however, would get cold food, be left all alone, and only occasionally be let outside into the garden. Lights would be switched off at 10pm, and they would get a shower once a week. Entertainment would consist of a communial television and a wartime sing-song once a week. They would live in a tiny room, pay £500 a month for the privilege, and have no hope of ever getting out.
Just a thought..
i like it... ever think of running for :unclesam: ?
yep its like i say when they moaning in the papers abpot jails being overcrowded ... WELL MAKE THEM PLACES PEOPLE DONT WANT TO BE THEN !!!!!!!!! instead of likre rent free holiday camps .. and sod those folks that think criminals should get the same things as us law abiding citizens .. THEY WANT TO KEEP THAT .. THEY HAVE TO STAY OUT OF TROUBLE !!!!!!! .. nothing so unfair about that is there ??????? ??? ???

1955Meg

I heard about inmates giving the guards trouble and so the warden turned off their tv. Straightened
'em right up!

Hey! That use to work on my kids, too!! :p